The Sports Widow 2016 Finale

Good afternoon girls. This will be my last newsletter for the year, unless of course His Highness commits some act of anti-greatness. (might be in touch again next week) So I bid you farewell until the New Year. I have added a photo of him at his best on the sauce at some sports event – my view is it is at some strip club in the Valley – hardly sport. I present to you below some of the low points of my year as the Widow to a Monday’s expert, sports buffoon and a regular invitee to racing and sports events by Corporate Bookmakers!!!!! (the idiot thinks they invite him for entertainment) Here goes:

·         Top of the list is when he had Donga, Cracker, Macca, Horse and Santa over for the football attached with various football paraphernalia and eskies looking like extensions of their arms. (they all bought their own chairs – don’t they think we have chairs) and then had a stripper over. Pleease

·         His day at the Gabba for a Shield match only to bring home $4 flowers and pass out on the couch. That was the best part – the worst part - he thought he was doing the right thing.

·         My weekend at the Gold Coast where I got some brief revenge, I will jog your memory – “Revenge was sweet sisters - I had a huge night out with the girls on Saturday – started at Shuck Restaurant at 12.30 for lunch then ventured into Surfers and kicked on. The selfie I took with 3 male strippers (in their atrocious leather G bangers) and sent to him at 2am in the morning was gold. Male strippers don’t do it for me but they certainly did for him. When I got home Sunday afternoon he had made dinner and washed the sheets.”

His Highness is actually, pretty good – just ask him!!!!! Have a great Christmas and a safe and Happy New Year.

Until next year sisters.

Your friendly Sports Widow at www.sports360.com.au