BRANDOS BOMBS #011

Good morning Bombers – What about Winx – superb – I knew the great mare would win when I tipped Hartnell!!!! Super Saturday today at Flemington – the best race day of the year. It will be a Derby Day focus – you are most welcome to get up at 4.45am to watch The Kangaroos play Scotland or Benny’s Pommie boys play New Zealand, you could watch replays of The John Eales Medal or you could get up and watch a World Movies special – “Australia After Dark” – don’t tell me you have not watched it – took me a while to get through the 1234 Pin on Foxtel. On another front – Gerard Daffy has been plagiarising my odd tips in The Courier Mail – Gerard is tipping Rosenborg in the Tippelgaen – please Big Fella –  I was asked to join Storm Sgodset on the back of my dance moves. You have been found out tiger. As Elene Benes said once “the lobster bisque was the best part” – has not met Brando??!! Here we go:

Deal of the Week

Super Saturday tomorrow – Derby Day – 4 Group 1’s and just a great day. Luxbet are the Deal of the Week – sign up and deposit $50 and Luxbet will match your deposit 3 times – ie $150 in bonus bets. Go to: http://record.luxbetaffiliates.com.au/_xb9W6h5JNgiwVhdeTu4fZWNd7ZgqdRLk/1/

BOG

I had trouble finding a winner for this as opposed to Knob of the Week. I did find one – Mal (smell your finger) Meninga. Top bloke, great coach and a super player who was one of the great toe punters (other than Bunny Pierce) of BRL fame. You are Brandos Bombs BOG #003.

Knob of the Week #011

Michael Clarke you are Brandos Bombs Knob of the Week #011.The PUP – you were a great batsmen –  however it is now proven you are a Knob. As a former 3rd grader from a well - known Brisbane Cricket club you would not have been welcome. Our Club players do not mind a chardy but we do everything to cheer for every person who plays for us. We are not Australian players but “our club” has had many Australian players and those players were happy to bowl/do throwdowns and cheer for our “TEAM”. Clearly or allegedly you (in your book) had a few issues. Back the team tiger. You are Brandos Bombs Knob of the Week #011 – your Urn is in the mail

Pedro the Swift

Pedro – this is your day – Derby Day – Pedro is now “about to be on a roll” – no mucking around – Pedro likes Team Hawkes – get on Star Turn – Race 5 number 5 – Luxbet have it at 7/2 in the old terms – if you don’t know that it is $4.50. I am with you Pedro!!

Derby Day

Four Group 1’s and a great day of racing ahead. The Derby may not be as strong as previous years but I think it will be a harder race to pick the winner as opposed to previous years. The Coolmore Stud Stakes has a hot field with any of 5 of the 8 runners a chance to win. Here is my mail:

The Derby   

Race 7 No 7 Captain Duffy

Myer Classic

Race 6 No 5 Heavens Above

Coolmore Stud Stakes

Race 5 No 3 Astern

Cantala Stakes

Race 8 No 14 McReery

Randwick

Best Bet:           Race 1 No 7 Tower of Song

Best Roughie:     Race 8 No 1 Wine Tales

Eagle Farm

Best Bet:          Race 1 No 1 Balboa Rocks

Best Roughie:   Race 5 No 2 Meteorologist

Good luck over the weekend and remember to follow me on Twitter, Instagram and follow and Share my Facebook page. Also please gamble responsibly.

Brando