D.U.K.E. about the NFL
Hello sports360 fans and welcome to ‘Duke Usually Knows Everything about the NFL'. It’s now week 3 of the 2016 season.
I’m Duke and please note the word ‘usually’ in that acronym. Because, there is no way that I would have known or predicted that the New England Patriots would be 3-0 without Tom ‘My Balls are Perfect’ Brady. The oddsmakers had the game at a pick, but who would have thought they would have beaten the Houston Texans this week with a third string quarterback. And 27-0 is not just beaten, it’s a beating!
That’s just the NFL folks…Any Given Sunday…or Friday in our case. There’s been quite a few upsets in the first two weeks of the season, so there were great opportunities for you value punters.
Here are a few picks for Sunday (our Monday morning).
Denver Broncos at the Cincinnati Bengals. Bengals are 1.55 and -3 (1.80) Take the Bengals -3
Minnesota Vikings at the Carolina Panthers. Panthers are 1.32 and -7 (1.90) Take the Panthers -7. Live on 7Mate at 3 am.
Chicago Bears at the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys are 1.30 and -7 (1.80) Take the Cowboys. The Bears are horrific. Live on 7Mate at 10:30 am.
Duke

This weeks Guest Tipster is Matthew Gordon from Morgans at Mt Gravatt. Matthew is a renowned race goer and a shrewd punter. Matthew has tipped Pay Up Bro at Caulfield in the 4th race. Pay Up Bro is paying $3 fixed with Luxbet. After last weeks guest tipster got us home with The Iliad this section is a catastrophe for the bookies. Hey Gordo lets make the bookies Pay Up Bro!!

My tip from last week (Larrikin) got scratched but it is still in for the Derby so will watch it over the coming weeks.

Good afternoon Bombers – The great Phil Silver quoted that “they always lost but he didn’t blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.” Who the fu.k is Phil Silver – Phil we all want sure things, morals, long odds winners and easy close outs. Otherwise true stories like that of the movie “Let it Ride” would never happen.

Good afternoon sisters. After last weekend’s debacle with His Highness, 5 of his mates and a stripper – the week got a lot better. Guilt is a wonderful emotion to play with and His Highness was as full as a fat lady’s undies with it. Flowers, a massage voucher and he even did the washing. Why did everything change on Tuesday???